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I love Damon Salvatore


It is not official, but I am thisclose to making The Vampire Diaries Damon Salvatore my latest TVBoyfriend.

Yes, Damon Salvatore – the bad seed, the evil brother, the vampire who kills actual people and not just bunnies. And you know what? It isn’t even because he’s so pretty (which he is) or that he looks good shirtless (because he does) but because Ian Somerhalder has crafted Damon into a crazy, terrifying, hilarious, sexy, mischevious, nasty, tortured, sympathetic, charming sociopath who I totally, totally adore.

Who knew Boone had it in him? Damon is heartless and vindictive yet he reveals little tiny shards of humanity that keep you guessing if he’s really as bad as he wants you to think he is. I love when he torments his brother, I love when he harasses his brother’s girlfriend, I love when he stalks people and says snarky things to their face, and raises an eyebrow and cuts them down with a clever put-down. He is never not interesting to watch.

I am very excited to see where the show will go with HeartbrokenDamon, now that he knows that his VampireBitchDeadZombieGirlfriend Katherine is not actually a zombie, but just hasn’t felt the need to find him for the last 100 or so years, all the while he’s been pining for her and tormenting his brother about her. What will he do with the rejection coupled with Elena-the-Katherine-doppelganger who clearly sees some sort of “good” in him?

I smell a good ‘ol Cheesy Teen Drama love triangle heating up and for once I can’t wait!

And the mere fact that this video even exists, means I must share it:

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

6 thoughts on “I love Damon Salvatore

  1. God Bless America!

  2. Pingback: Saving Stefan Salvatore – A Recap of The Vampire Diaries’ “Let the Right One In” « TV Recappers Anonymous

  3. OMG! His body! OMG! My tongue needs to go one on one with that chest of his.

  4. OMG, is it possible to make a YouTube video into my computer wallpaper / screensaver? Because that video would totally be mine . . .

    I personally would like to have been a fly on the wall when the editor of this video was making her montage. “Hey, Shirtless Stefan, time to screencap. . . . And there’s another one . . . and another. . . . Wait there’s Damon! Woo hoo! Work it baby . . . Darn, I got so excited, I forgot to screencap . . . gotta replay . . .”

    Thanks for the droolworthy posting . . . and for the pingback, of course :).

    • My ONLY complaint about that vid is that there isn’t enough Damon (hello?!? Dancing to Depeche Mode?!? WTF?) and that there should be some tank top action. Well – I guess then there should be a “Tank Topped Salvatore Brothers” video. Someone get on that!!

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