she liked Imaginary Men best of all

Team Salvatore


Last night’s episode of Vampire Diaries was (shield your eyes if you’re a youngster) FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Every week I expect this show to lose some steam or do something to irritate me and every week it continues to rock my own socks off!

And I’m sorry Cullens, the Salvatore Brothers KICK your marble asses all OVER the place! They are staking, fighting, tossing bodies in fireplaces, taking face punches without blinking, snapping necks, and still have time for snarking, face cupping and planting seeds for love triangles. So who needs to sparkle??

Despite the fact that he’s a sociopath with, as he fully admits “no good side” I am totally moving Damon Salvatore into TVBoyfriend category. This is rarefied air Damon baby, not just anyone gets to be my TVB. What’s in it for you? My undying devotion and being called “Damon” by me for the rest of your career. Exciting, right?

Check out TV Recappers Anonymous for my girl Julie’s excellent take. And bookmark her site, she’s the best re-capper out there.

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

5 thoughts on “Team Salvatore

  1. It alarms me that I have such undying love for a fictional vampire with no redeeming qualities, but hell, this is an awesome show!

  2. Awww, I’m blushing now. (And a bit worried that I won’t live up to the hype :)). I LOVE YOUR VAMPIRE THREESOME PIC! In fact, I want very much to blow it up to life size and paste it on my ceiling, over my bed. You’ve gotta hand it to CW, they do AWESOME promotional stills. It’s like porn for TEENS (and porn for those of us who are ever-so-slightly older than teens ;)).

    You know, CW should really pay you for all the kickass free promotion you are doing for the show! (Ian Somerholder should pay you too . . . in luscious tongue licks, of course.)

    • Julie I’m dying! I’ve been checking your site all night! I drove up your stats girl!

      Good news! This post and THAT pic got two of my friends to say “uh what is this show? when is it on? WHO is that man licking her neck!!?” HEE!

      I also had an hour long phone convo w/ my Creek-era GF. We could not stop discussing the utter awesomeness that is Team Salvatore!

      Also I’m pretty sure I nabbed that threesome pic from YOUR site! Did I not??

      • Vampire Threesome did make a cameo in one (now two) of my VD recaps. I think I found it on Google Images (probably from SOMEONE ELSE’S blog). It’s the hot gift that keeps on giving . . . But when it comes to hot Ian Somerholder Tongue, how could we NOT share it with the world? It’s our duty as bloggers! 🙂

        But your presentation (and description) of the Hot Pic was so much better than mine could ever be. I’m not sure if it showed up on your pingback list, but I linked the thumbnail version of Vampire Threesome HERE to your blog. So that when people click to enlarge it, they can come to this blog entry and fully and bask in its awesomeness!

  3. Holy Crap! I need to start watching this show. That guy, with the tongue. OMG! Vampires are hot!

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