she liked Imaginary Men best of all

All Hallows Eve


This is the card my mom gave me for Halloween:

Clearly she is a full-blown member of Team Damon now! (oh she’d like me to point out the little bat is Stefan!)

I’m ever hopeful tonight there will be a knock on my door and these trick or treaters will be there:

Damon: Give us candy. Now.

Stefan: Please

Damon: NOW

Stefan: What my brother meant to say was Trick or Treat

Damon: Ugh. This is boring me. Do you have candy or not?

Me: Um. Sorry – but – no

Damon: (Irritated sigh) Well now I have to kill you

Stefan: How about blood bags? Do you have those? Maybe a bunny?

Me: Um. No. I have a neck! I can cut my palm!

Damon: Sold. Now let us in

Stefan: He meant to say ‘please’

(sexy masked Salvatores nabbed from Blogger Pal’s Julie recap of TVD’s Masquerade)


Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

4 thoughts on “All Hallows Eve

  1. Best . . . post . . . ever! I’m honored to have my screencap in it, and so glad it was put to such good use!

    I love your little Salvatore Brothers Trick or Treat script. You TOTALLY got their mannerisms (i.e. the irritated sigh), and personalities down. Damon WOULD absolutely say “now I have to kill you,” if you denied him candy. And Stefan would be attempting politeness, until the very last second . . . when he would morph into Dark Stefan and bite down on you, HARD ;).

    I can’t stop re-reading it! 🙂

    Between this, and Cherie’s Blood Mart scenario, the four of us (I include your Mom in this, of course) could totally write a TVD-based sitcom spinoff!

    • I can’t stop reading it either! It CMU! We should do a Salvatores Brothers Sitcom Spec Script ;-00

      • Ohhh, I would love you forever to see one of the Blood Mart scenarios played out like this!

        This post is so witty and funny and completely true to both of their characters! It is further evidence that Julie and Kevin should dip into the pool of fangirls and get inspiration for scripts from you guys!

      • Heh. Thanks. Julie and I couldn’t stop giggling over it. I think she and I need to work on a spec script for the show!

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