she liked Imaginary Men best of all

I just want to love you Jake! Why are you testing me??


Jake Gyllenhaal is on another Publicity Tour of Charm and Handsomeness. He’s promoting Love and Other Drugs which looks kind of predictable, but of course I have plans to see it because this time he IS shirtless! (Yes I’m still bitter!)

So he’s been on Letterman and Fallon and he’s just SO CHARMING and SO HANDSOME and he dresses well and is funny and sexy and quick witted. So it saddens me that he is apparently dating Taylor Swift. Not only that, but their supposed relationship seems rather – what’s the word – fake. The fact that they both have projects to promote at just the same time they started dating is quite the coincidence. Lord knows Taylor has done this trick before with her “Taylor Squared” romance with Taylor Lautner last year.

But really Jake? Does he need to participate in fakey celebrity relationships to sell a movie? Because he does a pretty damn fine job all on his own being all, well, charming and handsome. Of course – they could be totally totally dating for real and super falling in love and then he’ll break her heart because he’s 10 years older than her and will realize that she’s 20 – and she’ll write a song about how he hurt her and next year her album will come out and we’ll all guess which song is about Jake Gyllenhaal.

Also, I hated this cover:

Yes even though he is shirtless – it is just too cheesy and reminds me of stuff like this from the 70’s:

Just — NO.



Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

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