Ocean’s Thirteen is on, which I think I saw and I’m pretty sure it sucked. But that’s OK because Ocean’s Eleven was so damn awesome. Why? I’ll give you three reasons:
Matty + George + Brad = AreYouFuckingKiddingMe??? There’s a reason my friends and I called this movie Oceans EyeCandy!
I mean yes – there was a plot, and the movie was fun and the heist was cool and Vegas looked great but, c’mon –
And I mean, really?!
And if all that insane handsomeness, tailored suits and tight black t-shirts wasn’t enough – you know who else was in O11? This guy! (tm Awesome Blogging Pal Julie)
That’s right, JOSHUA JACKSON played a “hip douchey” version of “himself” in the poker scene at the start of the movie with other Young Hollywooders and George Clooney (which BTW – why haven’t those two been cast as father/son yet??!)
True story: I saw this movie in Las Vegas in 2001. I was so wound up about the Extreme Eye Candy Explosion and the Pacey cameo that I brought little bottles of booze into the theater instead of candy!
01/11/2011 at 6:39 am
I actually haven’t seen any of the Oceans movies, but the Pacey cameo is too tempting to resist… 😉
Sadly, I have forever been ruined for all other Brad Pitt torso porn by his role in Fight Club. I could say that I watched it for its insight into the plight of masculinity in the modern world, or give the real reason: Tyler Durden. Brad had an insane body that has never quite been topped in any other movie he’s been in before or since.
01/11/2011 at 8:58 am
FC was just on the other night and I always have to leave it on a bit for a Shirtless Brad scene. The first rule of Fight Club is NOT “don’t talk about Fight Club” it is “Talk about Brad Pitt’s Torso of Lust”
01/06/2011 at 11:18 am
Such a good movie! I watched it in HS with my remedial math class (OF COURSE I was in remedial math lol) after we had a big test. But really, any movie in set in Vegas is gonna be amazing. And if it’s got eye candy too, all the better!
“Smug Italian hussy” LMFAO! And she’s got an ugly wrap-around tattoo on her arm.
01/06/2011 at 1:20 am
LOL. That’s right! There was absolutely a Pacey Poker scene in Ocean’s Eleven! (My only question: Why not STRIP Poker? Answer: Clearly, Ocean’s Eleven was WRITTEN by dudes, but CAST by females. ;)).
That third picture of Clooney in the tight black crime caper outfit is to DIE FOR! Can you believe he turns 50 this year?!
01/06/2011 at 8:58 am
George has been off my radar a bit bc:
a) he keeps making movies I don’t want to see
b) he never seems to leave Lake Como
c) he’s still w/ that smug Italian hussy who has a face like a dude
Come back to us Doug Ross/Danny Ocean!!