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A Stalkers Playlist

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I’ve been called a Stalker and I have no shame about it. I mean, obviously! If I did would I have this blog where I detail all the crazy ass things I do in the name of fandom??

If you’re Proud to be an Obsessive, then may I suggest my Top 5 Stalker Tunes to load into the portable music player of your choice. It will make those hours waiting outside tour buses and in ticket lines pass a little faster!

5. Sarah McLachlan: Possession

Restraining Order Lyric: Oh into the sea of waking dreams / I follow without pride / nothing stands between us here / and I won’t be denied

Even sweet romantic Sarah gets a little hot and bothered by the object of her affection obsession!

4. Duran Duran: Hungry Like the Wolf

Restraining Order Lyric: Woman you want me / give me a sign / and catch my breathing even closer behind

Always groundbreakers, Duran Duran representing the Male Faction of Stalkerdom!

3. Madonna: Burning Up

Restraining Order Lyric: You don’t even know I’m alive / and this pounding in my heart just won’t die / I’m burning up

Play this one while you’re writhing in the middle of the road trying to get your Stalking Target’s attention!

2. Lady GaGa: Paparazzi

Restraining Order Lyric: -Tie – I’m your biggest fan / I’ll follow you until you love me  -And- Promise I’ll be kind / but I won’t stop until that boy is mine / baby you’ll be famous / chase you down until you love me 

I admire GaGa’s sheer determination of will to break this boy’s defenses down under her freaky high heels

1. Animotion: Obsession

Restraining Order Lyric: You are an obsession / you’re my obsession / who do you want me to be / to make you sleep with me

This song is The Stalker’s Anthem. No contest.

Happy Listening and Restraining Order Avoiding!

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

One thought on “A Stalkers Playlist

  1. Love the Gaga/Madonna double-whammy of awesome! Two of my fave songs!

    I feel that if we applied Madge to our Bran tour bus experience, we could have changed the song to “Freezing Up”!

    And another lyric I love from Paparazzi is “We are the crowd / We’re co-coming out / Got my flash on, it’s true / Need that picture of you”-because there’s no better feeling than running out of a show with your camera ready to meet your fave artist!

    Gonna have to give these a listen right now and oogle over the tour bus pic!

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