I’ve written a book!

So it is clear that my attention to this blog has fallen by the wayside the last few years. There are many reasons for that including, but not limited to: a real, non-imaginary-man boyfriend, a house and a dog.

There is another reason that will be far more interesting to you which is that I have been writing a book! If you’ve liked what goes on here (when things were, you know, actually going on) then I guarantee you will like

The Fangirl Files

True Tales and Tips from the Fandom Frontlines!

Click to connect to my new book-centric website!

The book is an expansion of this blog so if you enjoyed my tales of chasing Brandon Flowers on his Flamingo Tour, unapologetic love for Boy Bands, devotion to Pacey Witter and all things that celebrate being a Fangirl then get your copy and join the Fangirling Revolution!

May I interest in you a fabulous book trailer?

Buy now in Paperback or Kindle!

And follow along with #fangirlfilesbook on my social media (just look over there to the right, and up, and there you are!)

All These Things I’ve Done: 4.20.10

My new TVBoyfriend Damon Salvatore a.k.a. Ian Somerhalder is rockin’ some sexy suits in the new GQ

U2 on Palladia Saturday night. Finally! They’ve only been advertising it for months!

My fellow blogger and brain-sharer Julie extolls the (sometimes shirtless) virtues of Matty Damon

NPH is really testing my adoration by being in a movie with an Olsen AND Vanessa Hudgens

Serves Brandon right for doing this, he got this!

All These Things I’ve Done: 4.2.10

I am so pro Stefan-Damon-Elena-Triangle mostly because I actually like Stefan as opposed to Dawson, who I wanted to drown in his friggin’ Creek every damn week

Craig Ferguson wins a Peabody!!! The Robot Skeleton Army rejoices!

How exciting! An episode of Fringe called “Peter”! What’s not exciting? NO ACTUAL Pacey PETER!

Awww Ben and Matt refer to each other as “Hetero-lifemates”!! Sarah and I have been calling each other “Heterosexual Life Partners” for years!

True Blood Season 3 posters: VILF! Brilliant!

U2 release 360 DVD so we can all get a better look at Larry’s damn Scorpion shirt

All These Things I’ve Done: 3.19.10

True Blood is coming back June 13!!! Vampire Porn!! Hot Dumb Shirtless Boys! Bad Southern Accents by Englishmen! PAM!

Girl Crush Kate splits from her husband, maybe because last year at the Oscars she couldn’t stop swooning over Leo?

The Poehler-Arnetts are having another baby! What does this mean for Parks & Rec? The Ron & Andy Hour of course!

Good take on why the ladies all feel for Sandra Bullock right now

Eclipse trailer is out, just in time to suck me back into the Team Jacob nonsense. I feel these movies are good for two things: unintentional hilarity and eye candy

All These Things I’ve Done: 3.5.10

(Better late than never!)

This article perfectly sums up the Leno suckage

Am crushing on Apolo Anton Ohno’s total adorableness, enthusiasm, and cute pictures on Twitter (ApoloOhno)

U2 are filthy fucking rich. I try not to think about how much of that is from my wallet

Neil Patrick Harris + “live action Smurfs”  Ohhhhkay NPH – I trust your awesomness, so please don’t let me down

Community S1 finale + Dawson’s Creek Prom = Please let the Beek show up and flare his nostrils!!

Some Glamberts rachet up the pressure on Crush Craft Awesomeness

All These Things I’ve Done: 2.26.10

Apolo Anton Ohno got me to watch the Olympics, that speedy lil’ devil (and how great is Dad Yuki?)

Ewan is Filthy and Gorgeous and charms the pants off Ellen and her viewers on his PR tour for The Ghost Writer

The Killers are doing a lot of  covers for a band on a break (Beautiful Girl – yes! Maybe Come Dancing?) Giving hope that their own long promised covers album will soon follow

New Glee promos are out!!!

U2 announce opening acts for the next tour leg and I could not be LESS pleased about having The Fray in Seattle. Brandon Flowers would be having a hissy

All These Things I’ve Done: 2.19.10

My GirlCrush Marion Cotillard continues to be really, really pretty

I don’t ever want them to do a Dawson’s Creek reunion because they’ll just break up Pacey and Joey, and I like to pretend they actually exist, and are living happily Dawson-free in NYC

Who knew the Vatican had such good taste in music?

Colin Firth was insanely charming and good natured on Craig Ferguson and wears the hell out of his suits

 Jason Motherfuckin’ Bourne goes to Iraq? Matty Damon in tight t-shirts and bulletproof vests? March 12th can’t come fast enough!

Ewan McGregor does his best to kill me dead with just an excerpt from an interview. I can’t imagine what will happen when I read it and see the movie. THUD!!!

All These Things I’ve Done: 2.12.10

Dave is a bigger person than I would be. I do appreciate that Jay had to go to him though. In a disguise no less!

My Parks and Recreation fave Ron Swanson is actually married in real life to Megan Mullally!! She of the possibly funniest P&R episode ever “Ron and Tammy”!! And they double date with the Poehler-Arnett’s! How can I get invited to this dinner party??

Personally I don’t want to see Sheldon in a relationship. He’s perfect just as he is as his own gender.

Craig Ferguson’s Robot Skeleton Army of  Twitter followers is gonna come out of a volcano and take over the planet

Everyone took well-earned shots at John Mayer’s dumbassery (Lainey Gossip, The Soup)

All These Things I’ve Done: 2.5.10

The Fug Girls gave Pink proper credit where credit is due

Sonny Corinthos got arrested and even though he’ll never actually pay for anything he’s done (least of all ruining General Hospital for me) I cheered all the same

Jesse James sure married up, didn’t he?

They re-made “We Are the World” – for a good cause so bless ’em, but still – my ears – they bleed

The rest of the world is finally catching up on what I’ve known for years: Nathan Fillion is awesome!!

I cannot wait to hear Trent Reznor take on “Vertigo” and an amazing “Crazy Tonight” remix video

All These Things That I’ve Done: 1.29.10

EW’s Ken Tucker depressed me with his probably correct assessment of Jay Leno’s Reign of Unfunny Terror

Lainey and EW got me intrigued about the new Ryan Gosling/Michelle Williams movie Blue Valentine

I saw this video of Jake Gyllenhaal with an octopus on his head and wondered how Reese could dump a guy who puts a muppet octopus on his head

This long, but entertaining and dirt-filled interview about 90210 Original Flavor clarified why Doherty got the boot, and confirmed what was long suspected: That Papa Spelling didn’t mind Donna having an abusive boyfriend or nearly getting raped – but heaven forbid she lost her virginity to her loving boyfriend!

DVR wasn’t enough and I had to stay up to watch Eddie Izzard on Craig Ferguson. This should be it’s own show.

Don’t tell me there isn’t a correlation between the great ratings and the return of the Pea Coat of Lust!